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26 January 2010

2000teens insider,..

[bear with this edition please - my editor chopped it to eish and gone for reasons of space hence this is the unedited copy - facetious at times, but honest and to the point - regards]

Greetings citizens of the future, the 2000teens await. Some things before we begin, by now, if you are a regular reader of this column, you should have realised that i am not a regular hollywood Astrologer. I have the communities interests at heart and my approach is not the standard. This is not news bulletin on a TV station that you should mindlessly read, this is supposed to be an interactive service. I am a real, bona fide, human being who is apparently surfing the frontier of time and space in an effort to collate data that we can all use in helping to navigate a trouble free course further off into our collective futures. The email address below is not one of a corporate entity designed to siphon funds from your credit card the minute you email it. mail and chat regards your observations based on my utterances, it helps us put the actual story together. Your input can help someone across the country you don't even know.

The other day on my twitter feed i posted the daily effects and it was regards topics i will chat about in this column today. But now, point here is that i literally then saw a mate on MSN and well, his whole network had gone down and he was fearing his position as a result. You know i told him who i thought it was that hacked the system, based on observations in the sky. He starkly confirmed my suspicions. Thus, we know more now about the line between assumption and fact as the skies are trying to fill us in on, as i said, collation of information is a part of this program, not just idle information feed.

On to the topic for the year then. Lets back peddle first as it fits in here. Regards a tiger stinking in the woods. The primary concern of last year as i mentioned was relationship deception and fraud fraud fraud. No say!? Now there was a great example of the wolf in ships clothing, notice too, as 2009 had plenty of, the story fell more along the lines of an athlete that all your kids savour daily as a worthy role model, turned to sinner from hell in one foul swoop. Money the additive, hell the environment. As Voltaire aptly put it, at what point did we assume we were not in a fallen state? Probably my most interesting read of the holidays. At what point did we assume we were not in a fallen state from the garden of eden. If we were more au fait with ancient cultures, if the NAT government really taught 'religious education' in schools, we really would know how obvious such times really are. The Kali Yuga, a time where usury, the charging of interest on monies lent, would turn the entire population of the planet into debt slaves. Sorry, say what!? Yes, you read correctly, prophesied by the oldest Astrologers, yes, Astrologers our history recorded on the planet.

But no, today is a new day your strap on philosophy tells you. Go find a new plastic pipe dream to fill your moralistic enthusiasms. Without even knowing it i tell you, we are slothing around in the devils pit. And the TV my friends, oh the TV. So innocently it sits there, centerpiece of the family room. Tsk Tsk, pity the modern for he hast no mind of his own. George Orwell was a true prophet.

Right dare i loose all my readership in one foul swoop lets throw some mince in for the cats. This is the year Judas Iscariot will be reincarnated in an environment near you. If you thought, or in fact, knew there was a friendship that was going astray in 2009. You bet your last dollar, in 2010 they will be secretly making those dagger actions befit of hollywood horror flicks behind your back. So as such, if you wonder what the odd back draft is that keeps coming in from behind, as far as our collations thus far aid in my deductions, yep, your very own Judas is in the rear view letting the air out your sneaky new sneakers. Pity for Judas, you have a friend with an eye in the sky, Call him or mail him and chat regards your own current situation so we can all join the dots and slay that dragon where he lay asleep.