the Deep Piscean Waters,...
March mayhem [i have edited out the irrelevant bits here]
The markets welcomed in the New Piscean moon in fine style. They are currently looking for the bottom of that awesome Piscean ocean. Let’s hope they find it sooner than later else inflation is going to come down on us like a ton of unpaid-for bricks.
Now you know, as an Aquarian, I always idealised Piscean girls. Oh, the mystery, that deep luminous glowing content. Who’s met the archetypical short Piscean woman in their lives? Sometimes they can be of broader build too. See there’s a lot of water with Pisceans. And if you think it’s all mystery, wrong! Drama more like it. So much so, I’ve dubbed them the sign of the soap opera. More drama than you could pack into a year’s worth of DSTV!
Let me give you a bit of a heads up here as this could help you out this month. The modus operandi of the watery creatures, note water signs are all scaled types, Crab, Scorpion and Fishies. A crab moves sideways to get what it wants, so you never see any deliberate advances, this is a major clue to water signs’ social behaviour. Now it’s all about emotions and empathising. So listen here folks! I feel more than any of you, so none of you are as worthy and you’d all better feel guilty as heck when I’m around else I’m going to burden you with so much guilt, you’d wish you had paid for those bricks!
Tip no.1 Never be indebted to a Piscean. You will never hear the end of it. In fact, you will never hear the end of it anyhow. Pisceans probably spend the most time lamenting out of all the signs. Soapie specials. `Oh my boyfriend this, and oh how I’m unappreciated there. People just don’t know how deep and valuable I really am!’
Tip no.2 is: Never buy into the mood! Ever! Be very aware that a moody person actually drapes the environment with such a smothering vibe that none shall pass unless one pays empathetic homage to their cause. `You know, you’re just not good enough/deep enough, to understand. And heck, I’m going to make you feel as bad as I can.’
Moving sideways to get what they want, remember that!
Water signs and Pisceans especially, move people through sympathy. You’d better feel sympathetic is the only problem. Otherwise, that short Piscean woman?, you’re going to see an ocean come out of her. And if she drinks alcohol, ooh golly, be aware that there is no limit to the lunacy that can erupt! The best choice you have is to leave with your sanity intact and let them txt someone else with their problems.
Some of you will think I’m being a bit rough here. Some of you will applaud with laughter at the generic accuracy.
How lovely it is to live amidst such diversity of peoples. One should just keep a tab on what one is responsible for! People need to learn to manage their own affairs and keep it tidy. God Bless and keep safe this month of March.
The markets welcomed in the New Piscean moon in fine style. They are currently looking for the bottom of that awesome Piscean ocean. Let’s hope they find it sooner than later else inflation is going to come down on us like a ton of unpaid-for bricks.
Now you know, as an Aquarian, I always idealised Piscean girls. Oh, the mystery, that deep luminous glowing content. Who’s met the archetypical short Piscean woman in their lives? Sometimes they can be of broader build too. See there’s a lot of water with Pisceans. And if you think it’s all mystery, wrong! Drama more like it. So much so, I’ve dubbed them the sign of the soap opera. More drama than you could pack into a year’s worth of DSTV!
Let me give you a bit of a heads up here as this could help you out this month. The modus operandi of the watery creatures, note water signs are all scaled types, Crab, Scorpion and Fishies. A crab moves sideways to get what it wants, so you never see any deliberate advances, this is a major clue to water signs’ social behaviour. Now it’s all about emotions and empathising. So listen here folks! I feel more than any of you, so none of you are as worthy and you’d all better feel guilty as heck when I’m around else I’m going to burden you with so much guilt, you’d wish you had paid for those bricks!
Tip no.1 Never be indebted to a Piscean. You will never hear the end of it. In fact, you will never hear the end of it anyhow. Pisceans probably spend the most time lamenting out of all the signs. Soapie specials. `Oh my boyfriend this, and oh how I’m unappreciated there. People just don’t know how deep and valuable I really am!’
Tip no.2 is: Never buy into the mood! Ever! Be very aware that a moody person actually drapes the environment with such a smothering vibe that none shall pass unless one pays empathetic homage to their cause. `You know, you’re just not good enough/deep enough, to understand. And heck, I’m going to make you feel as bad as I can.’
Moving sideways to get what they want, remember that!
Water signs and Pisceans especially, move people through sympathy. You’d better feel sympathetic is the only problem. Otherwise, that short Piscean woman?, you’re going to see an ocean come out of her. And if she drinks alcohol, ooh golly, be aware that there is no limit to the lunacy that can erupt! The best choice you have is to leave with your sanity intact and let them txt someone else with their problems.
Some of you will think I’m being a bit rough here. Some of you will applaud with laughter at the generic accuracy.
How lovely it is to live amidst such diversity of peoples. One should just keep a tab on what one is responsible for! People need to learn to manage their own affairs and keep it tidy. God Bless and keep safe this month of March.
posted by dion at 10:05
1 Comments:
Regards 'stereotypes',..
What is said above obviously does not necessarily apply to all in the sign,.. That's a given from the word go,..
Targeted in this arbitrarily quirky piece are Piscean 'stereotypes' not Pisceans themselves,..
To consider that every Piscean would be short and female would be rather dull minded indeed,.. Such folks are obviously discussed as they exhibit, stereotypical Piscean attributes in many a case,...
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